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Damnit! Mi friggin tour vlog wont fuckin upload, so heres something else
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Miss Ashleigh is mi homegirl (and sexxxy at that. shes got some child-bearin hips) from mi lil’ city. Shes won several spoken word comps and has been featured on poetry circuits from here to the bay, with her words about sex, guns, violence, depression [...]

toothbrush
deodorant
blackjack II
xtra drawls/sox
jewelry (typical hip hop shit)
outfits
shoes (at least 4 pair)
thang
2 turntables & 1 old mixer
mpc 2000
psp
all memory cards (sd/mmc/sm/cf/md)
floppys for the mpc

grrr…i KNOW im forgettin SOMEthin.

Grandmas funeral was beautiful. Mi Uncle Tommy (Grandmas Brother) is a minister, and though it wasnt his church, he was asked to approach the pulpit and spit some of that Gospel Gansta. He has such a magnificent way with words…though I dont follow the Christian faith, I respect it.
Anyway, we are @ the dining qtrs, [...]

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funniest mike tyson moments, via youtube
I had to watch this several times. This was one of mi heroes when I was a youngster, and even though I laugh mi ass off now, it IS a bit sad to watch. I know the Brotha has been through alot, and hes never been the smartest man on [...]

Okay, you have exactly one minute. Good luck to ya…GO!
“im so sorry, i know im a hypocrite, i wanted some new pussy, i was stressed at work, i appologize to mi family, and the whole country, i resign”
things…things That Gov. Spitzer would say!
*applause*
“lets announce our big comeback on the radio, then have one of our [...]

update: This is not about any one person in particular. Its more of a representation  of certain events.
You probably know Im not sleep yet, but you should really act like it! I do most of mi business in the evening, and really dont need you pestering mi with utter bullshit. Sometimes you have something [...]

Tender: Dave
Bar: The Maple Room
We’re walkin into the bar. The karaoke DJ has just began to play the long intro of Live’s “Lightning Crashes”. The bar tender grabs the wireless mic from behind the cash register, and starts singing. As hes singing, he takes the ladies’ order: one Corona - two limes, one Corona [...]

Havent we learned ANYTHING from R.Kelly, Michael Jackson, Akon and others? I mean, look. Im fully aware that urbanites dont really pay attention to the law. I wont act innocent either, because I have a rap-sheet, and Ive been known to “ride dirty” when necessary. That being said; Let mi tell you a story…
Mi vehicle [...]

mm’kay, this is a bit of a throwback, but i gotta get @ least one podcast up for the link lists. BBW Network’s BBW Vegas Bash . simply put; the most fun i have all year, every year. if you are an admirer of big beautiful women, or a bbw yourself, this is where [...]

 

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