ive been tagged! nice!
mi favorite blogger and best online friend thirtydaes tagged mi. and honestly, ive never been tagged before! thanks, 30!
here are the rules:
1. link the person who tagged you…
2. mention the rules in your blog…
3. tell about 6 unspectacular quirks of yours
4. tag 6 following bloggers by linking them
5. leave a comment on each of the tagged blogger’s blogs letting them know they’ve been tagged
hope i dont screw this up:
- if i use someones bathroom, i MUST check behind the shower curtain to see if someones there. you may think this is just paranoia, but there have been people there b4…
- since i dont eat pork, i substitute mi breakfast meat with fried ballpark beef franks or Hebrew nationals. no exceptions.
- i cant have sex in complete darkness. i need to at least have the glow of the TV light. this way i can see what im doin, therefore satisfying mi visual requirements. insecure women have always hated this about mi.
- i use orgasm as a sleep aid.
- i have used the same cologne for 7 years without changing. hey, it gets good response EVERYTIME! if it aint broke, dont fix it. right?
- IM FINICKY!!! i order chicken strips at damn near every restaurant. its the safest thing on any menu.
tagging:
CurvaceousDee
2TheHead
Osolage
now, you count to 10 , and i will hide…
28.Apr.08 
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tofu916 “live fast die young” f/Skurge, Tais, SOL & Miss Ashleigh
from twitter.com
mi:i dont believe there is such thing as TMI on the internet.
prp2: @tofu916 I would agree with that statement. Though I will say that who I am online is also who I am in the real world. No point otherwise.
just keeping the ball rollin. I was just speaking to a homie about how J Dilla revolutionized music. since the 1st time I heard this brotha, I have been a fan of his. Dilla died on February 10, 2006. i thought i was going to die. this was a man I had modeled mi earlier production after…
well, Dilla had a way of pushing his beats around. He would give out beat CDs to alot of people, from local to mainstream. any rough drafts are easy to find on the internet. some of his stuff, you can still hear the hiss of the 4 track he and slum village used to record on!
whether people just leaked his shit all over the place, or he did it himself, his rough drafts are now priceless commodities, and they arent hard to find and download. i still support Dilla by buying his releases, but there are countless gems that arent available via itunes or retailers.
ive always believed in not ‘leaking’ music that is still in draft form, but that was before web 2.0. as long as its mi music, it will be as available as Dillas music is. productions for artists i work with will still be respectively handled by the artists or their lables.
while the following is a rough draft (and has ‘watermarks’), i only ask that if you like this and other songs of mine, PLEASE share them. on your podcasts, torrent sites, limewire, myspace, your playlists, facebook, lastfm, imeem, smartphones, iphones/ipods or what have you.
i could NEVER be like Dilla. but when i die, i would like to be remembered via mp3 (same as any musician)!
thank you for your support! i LoVe yall.
Tags: beats, Downloads, free mp3, ipod, itunes, j dilla, mpc2000, Music, production, righteous movement, sampling, skurge, sol, tais, theek, torrents, twitter, youth
22.Apr.08 Downloads, Music Comments (4)
still free, and im ready for your LoVe baby
this was mi comment upon FINALLY finding this song online,
thank you SO much for posting this! i had been looking for it, and was able to only hear it from mi uncle who had it on vinyl. then i forgot how to spell the groups name and was searching the net for an hour! thank you again! you have no idea how much i LoVe this song! =o)
vid posted by Cantstopdamuzik via youtube
(dude looks like he could be pharrell‘s father, huh?)
Artists: Aurra
Tune: Still Free
aside from the re-cock-ulous 80s sound, this is perhaps one of the sexiest songs ive ever heard in mi life. i 1st heard it on a mixtape mi uncle made for mi mom back when we lived in san diego. mom would be gettin ready, spraying her big hair down and singin along.
the verses are kinda liner, and that bassline has a hint of seduction, but when that hook kicks in…jesus! its just so intentionally sexual! when i hear it now as an adult, i wanna make slow, tangy, LoVe.
someone needs to remake this shit! mabey i’ll do it just for shits n giggles. then you can slap it on when youre poundin some flesh, and mabey the man/woman youre with can be like, “ooooh shit….wait, baby.
can you bring that song back? i came twice while it was on..”
heh. dream on, tofu.
=oP
update: made an mp3 out of it, complete w/ id3 info. enjoi.
Aurra – Still Free
Tags: 80s, aurra, Curt Jones, funk, LoVe, Music, r&b, sex, soul, Starleana Young, still free, throwback
21.Apr.08 Music, Vids Comment (1)
Protected: News Flash: IM NOT PERFECT (edited for clarity)!!!!
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Molly Ringwald (A True Story)
i had to be about six years old, and mi favorite movies at the time were purple rain, the hobbit, and the wiz. im not too sure how i stumbled upon the breakfast club. but i remember being in front of the television, mesmerized by the characters on the screen. judd nelson probably had some influence on mi, then there was alley sheedys character (whom i would later identify with in high school). the other two guys, i could give a shit less about…and then…there was MOLLY! at that time, i had never seen a girl like that before. so beautiful, such a pouty voice, and that awesome red hair! ooooooh god, that fucking red hair.
so anyway – there i am, drooling at this wonderfully cute teenager like a little rascal. and there i sat, watching this cool movie until something happened that would change mi life forever:
judd nelsons character “bender” was isolated from the rest of the kids in detention. the principal locked him in some type of utility closet and threatened to kick his ass then goes to take a shit. bender stacks a bunch shit and finds a way to get to the school crawlspace. he falls through the roof, making a HUGE ruckus. the principal is yanked right off the shitter by this thunderous noise! he storms into the library, as bender hides under mollys table. “what was that ruckus…blah blah blah”…a short confrontation insures in which the students start distracting the principal while bender is makin noise under the table. THEN, bender sees the greatest sight mi two eyes had ever seen at the time…molly ringwalds panties.
i felt mi hips gyrate a bit, involuntarily. then mi tummy got all warm. what the hell was happening to mi? then i felt as if i was growing another body part. i looked down through mi superman underoos and low and behold; mi lil’ wee wee had grown to a size i had never thought possible! MI FIRST ERECTION.. and it was….stiff! it didnt scare mi at all though,i had read “where did i come from” just recently, so i knew the deal. i was actually excited because now (i thought) i was a man!! i could do the ‘adult snuggle’ now! looking back up at the television, as she gasped and damn near crushed benders head, i had to smile and thank her. she had brought mi from superman underoos, to sleeping nude that night.
3 years later, i would receive oral sex for the 1st time…
heres a toast to you, Molly Ringwald. thank you for being so strikingly sexxxy, thank you for mi 1st erection, and thank you for a long life of being strangely addicted to ginger girls – from the beautiful to the scary ugly – they ALL look like Molly to mi! i can hold mi head high and say that we are from the same city! bless you ms. ringwald. =o)
Tags: 80s, alley sheedy, brat pack, celebs, ginger, john hughes, judd nelson, molly ringwald, movies, redheads, simple minds, the breakfast club, the hobbit, the wiz, wang chun, where did i come from
13.Apr.08 Dork, Words, pics Comments (6)
Fat Admirers Are Everywhere
F.A.’s are everywhere you look. of course, some wont readily admit that theyre f.a’s, but they are, just the same. they come in all flavors and both genders. even trannys enjoi a bit of SSBBW…
- some are in the grocery store, pushing their baskets around. theyll see a nice big, round ass, get distracted by it, and end up in the ‘feminine product’ isle.
- some are homeless. and the sight of a voluptuous vixen with a pear shape will stop him in the middle of his speech: “say brotha, wont you help mi get a bit of…..um…ooooooh, god gawd all mighty!”
- some work at torrid, helping girls find their choice look for the summer. ive witnessed with mi baby browns; girls on the prowl. very touchy-feely with the customers while helping them. she runs her hand down the customers thigh while showing off a dress. even following some into the dressing room.
other F.A.’s will protest til the bitter end, “fuck that shit – i dont do fat girls”. yet, given the opportunity – they slide away with a cute fatty at the end of the night. alcohol may or may not have anything to do with it. but like mi mom always says: the drunk mind reveals what the sober mind conceals.
F.A.’s are your older relatives. mi uncle from down south that talks loud, is very charismatic, and LoVes the company of a full figured beauty. he will look right through a thin gal if her big friend is standing ahead.
some F.A.’s are often compulsive, fucking anything because it wiggles and jiggles.
some F.A.’s are selfish. you claim to be on a diet, or consider gastric bypass, and theyll abandon you.
some F.A.’s are only admirers because they like to control people.
some F.A.’s will leave right after they cum, and never speak to you again.
some F.A.’s kill the ones theyre with, by over feeding them or starving them.
some F.A.’s will try to drag your good name thru the mud on the internet (fuck you).
some F.A.’s are really sick fuckers.
some F.A.’s are better off not knowing.
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05.Apr.08 Randumb, bbw Comments (3)
What I Would Do To Nikki Blonsky (pt. 1)
the setting: Las Vegas, NV
i would more than likely have to rent a crazy vehicle. so off I would go to Enterprise or somethin and talk to mi homies sister so i could get the good discount. im not sure if they have luxury vehilces….anyway. i would pay one of mi cousins (probably in WEED) to drive while i sat in the back, like a cold piece. then i would go pick her up at her hotel. dressed to the T: the armani suit i RARELY wear cause its the only one i have, a humorous tie, like spongebob or scoobydoo (so she knows i dont take miself too seriously), and some polished stacy adams.
did i mention flowers? yeah, i would have mi cousin open the door to the car as i presented her with 12 carnations, cause roses are overrated. she would be like “aw, thank you! these are beautiful!” i would politely nodd as we enter the backseat and speed off into the artificial lights of the Vegas night… We would go see Zumanity (assuming she aint seen it yet), and sit in them prime seats. the handful of people i know in Vegas would see mi and shout “tooooooooof!”. the many that know Nikki would be like “oh mi god, your tracy turnblad, i love you so much, can we take this picture real quick…” and as the show progresses, she would feel a subtle but sensual feeling creep into her. periodically, i would glance at her to see her throwing mi that look…
if you know mi, you know i HATE the strip (most locals do), so to show her some culture – i would slide mi cousin his/her next 20 sack of purple weed to drive us back her hotel so she could get dressed in something more comfy and less dressy. meanwhile, im in the backseat, changing into mi sean john jeans, and a solid color tee, DC’s, and the white-gold chain mi grandma bought mi. once she returned to the car, we would go see the REAL las vegas. sliding up in Mooses on S Maryland Pkwy, joe would greet us at the door and ask who the lovely lady is, thats now clingin to mi skinny arm. i would tell him and he probably wouldnt know, cause hes the type of guy who doesnt watch anything but sports. we would hit the bar and the chick behind the bar knows who she is and makes a scene (thats where i dont have to pay for drinks for the rest of the evening). from that point, i would stand back and let her get her shine on with more pictures, autographs, and admiration from guys trying to be starfuckers. of course she would shoot em down with “im sorry, im here with a sweet gentleman tonight…” [hey, fuck yall...this is MI fantasy]. the packed dancefloor would part at our entrace. the way i move would make her SO very horny. she would be thinking, “wow…finally! a straight guy who can keep up with mi on the floor!”.
and as the security bounced people out by yelling the trademarked “GET THE FUCK OUT PEOPLE! I WANNA GO HOME AND FUCK MI GIRLFRIEND!!!“, the patrons would file out, but we would be invited to stay after and talk to joe and the rest of the staff as they brought us buffalo wings and other finger-foods. tipsy, not drunk. she would be like “so im kinda winded…wanna take mi back to mi hotel?” and of course, i would tell mi cousin, “drive“. when we arrive and mi cousin opens the door, she would slip out and say something like, “wow, i had a great night, Tofu. youre an awsome guy. *giggle* … im a bit embarrassed to say this, but….you wanna come up for a while?” as she bites her lower lip.
…to be continued.
Tags: bbw, hairspray, muse, nikki blonsky, queen latifah, ricki lake, tracy turnblad
04.Apr.08 Words, bbw Comments (4)
Post Tour Vlog
damnit, i LoVe the road! from 3.26.08 – mi group Righteous Movement was booked for 4 venues:
- Element Lounge (SF)
- SDSU (San Diego)
- Static Lounge (SD)
- UOP (Stockton)
we got on the road promptly, and went straight to the rehearsal studio in the east bay to meet up with The Park for a quickonce over of all the tunes…
Lets >>fast forward a bit, cause I wanna talk about the talib kweli show: we arrived at the sheraton hotel, and it was friggin fantastic! the staff @ uop took care of us, and it was needed after the week we had! no sleep. road rash on our asses (ew!), and in dire need of rest!
11 people total, and everyone got their own room plus all expenses taken care of…now THATS how you treat a super-microphonist group! anyway, im tired and dont wanna type anylonger.
Tags: live, righteous movement, san diego, san francisco, sheraton, sleep deprivation, stockton, talib kweli, tour, venues
01.Apr.08 Vids, Vlog, pics Comments (3)
