KFC Grilled Chicken is GROSS!!!

so i decided to be nice and treat mi brother to lunch. he says how hes been going wild over KFC’s new grilled chicken and he has all of these free coupons from oprah.

well, he didnt happen to have the coupons and was at the studio, which was miles from where i was. yet, i was starving and more than willing to pay for lunch, so off i went to what is probably the worst KFC in sacramento .

anyway, i get back to the studio and crack open the plastic pod containing the processed, cloned meal…but when i sink mi teeth into the cloned flesh;  an unfamiliar ball of anger sweeps up through mi torso, a small village burns to the ground, and an innocent man is lynched in Alabama. as sure as mi mother is light skinned, this was THE most disgusting shit i have ever slid across mi teeth! in fact, i couldnt even swallow it, and promptly spit the meatwads out!of course i was pissed off cause i was so damn hungry, and ended up trying to fill up on the side dishes (corn and wedges).  i should have known better though, they had previously offended mi with that original recipe chicken strip bullshit….gaaaah!

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16.May.09 Rants, Words Comments (4)

Cocktail Stanky Leg

Heres a video of Cocktail doing the stanky leg! This shit is rediculous!
this is mi attempt at being a better blogger….or at least a more frequent one!

whatever. fuck off.

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04.May.09 Vids, comedy Comments (0)

name drop alert: VH1′s Cocktail

Cocktail from VH1′s reality show, “For the Love of Ray J” shouted mi out on Twitter.

we’ll discuss the details later…

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