October 2011
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Oct 31st
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Oct 29th
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Oct 28th
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Fleshlight Offers Lindsay Lohan $1 Million
AUSTIN, Texas —— With the recent news of Lindsay Lohan posing for Playboy, Fleshlight, makers of the #1 Selling Male Sex Toy has offered to sign Lindsay Lohan as one of their exclusive Fleshlight GIrls. Fleshlight is offering Lindsay Lohan $1 million if she decides to join the Fleshlight Girls club. The company proposal to Lindsay Lohan can be read at Fleshlight.com/LindsayFleshlight ...
Oct 27th
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WatchWatch
Pre BIG NEWS announcement video. From @fleshlight & @fncash!
Oct 27th
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Oct 26th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-10-23) →
Pickin’ On Series (12) Foo Fighters (10) Slum Village (9) Lil’ Wayne (7) Dwele (7) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Oct 26th
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Oct 25th
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The Faithful Husband
A faithful husband came home drunk, he doesn’t know what was happening around him. Upon going home, he directly entered the room and slept… Morning came. With amazement on his face, Everything is in order, a tablet of aspirin and a glass of water with a note: “Good morning hon, I’m just buying groceries… Have your breakfast. I love you.” He was...
Oct 18th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-10-16) →
Prince (17) Liz Phair (8) Eazy-E (7) Ghostface Killah (7) Vikter Duplaix (6) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Oct 17th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-10-9) →
Lil’ Wayne (12) Onyx (11) Busta Rhymes (8) LMFAO (6) The Streets (6) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Oct 15th
Oct 13th
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Was the rapist that made Antoine Dodson famous...
Oct 13th
Oct 12th
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Thank you, Steve!
Thank you for the funnest phone ever made. Thank you for the thousands of dollars I’ve made while sitting at the train station. Thank you for teaching me syntax at 9 years old. Thank you for giving my Mother the tools that helped get us out of the ghetto. Thank you for my brief employment at your company. Thank you for decreasing the likelihood of contracting viruses. Thank you...
Oct 8th
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Oct 4th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-10-2) →
J*Davey (14) The Streets (13) Parliament (8) Prince (5) Baxter Dury (5) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Oct 3rd
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-9-25) →
Teddybears (14) Foo Fighters (11) Q-Tip (10) Liz Phair (8) Slum Village (8) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Oct 1st