Miss Ashleigh – Fuck You, Fuck You, Suck Cock

“I dont fuck Poets, just Emcees…BUT, these Emcees have been acting like POETS lately! Mu’fuckers asking me to book them for shows lately. I book ‘em, and then they dont want to do it because theyre too good for that. Go put your sunglasses back on (even though its 11 o’clock at night), so we cant see the sadness in your eyes you fuckin FUCK!”

Miss Ashleigh has been pissing off and offending the general public for many years.  If you Google her name, you may come across youtube videos of her unique spoken-word performances, various commentary on bullshit, news paper articles and even some nudies!

Thats neither here or there. The latest forum for Miss Ashleigh’s mental riots is The Miss Ashleigh Show on internet-radio station KUMSfm, Friday and Saturday evenings at 6pm. You can never tell what Ashleigh is going to say next. That alone makes her show the most unique of KUMSfm’s line up of hard-hitting shows. You’ll hear subject matter that ranges from smoking weed while having sex, to licking baby-juice off a females face after sex! Last year, she had the one-and-only Brotha Lynch Hung as a special guest…needless to say, she made HIM blush! One listener says, “She’s raw and uncut and she’ll talk about things that people only talk about amongst themselves. When I first listened, I couldn’t believe what I was hearing!”.
This is your warning: If you are easily offended or don’t like sexual or drug related humor, please do not tune in on Friday/Saturday, 6pm Pacific.

“I hope your hearts are filling with hate, as fast as mine does on a daily basis…“. – Miss Ashleigh

You can follow Miss AShleigh on twitter: http://www.twitter.com/missashleigh916

19.Feb.10 Music, news Comment (1)

gig: 916junglist celebrates 11 years

916junglist presents “DRUMMER BOYS”
Jungle, Drum n Bass, Dubstep, Hip Hop, Reggae, Freestyle, Booty Bass, Electro Funk, B boy Breaks etc etc etc…

Saturday 12/12/09
DRUMMER BOYS
916junglist celebrates 11 years.

UP:
Machete – Respect LA
Kiro – Infected Logic
Evolve – Corrosive

DOWN:
The New Law – Seattle, WA
Tofu – 916junglist
B-Side – 916junglist

Hosted by: Skurge, Entitee, Intellekt MC

Sponsors: UnitedState, Kryptonite

A/V production by:
RuckusLab Sound Design, Club Mix Experience

additional production by: Whores

Townhouse Lounge
1517 21st St
Sacramento, CA 95814

21+
2 Bars
$5 b4 10:30 $10 after

(916) 484-DRUM
http://916junglist.blogspot.com

07.Dec.09 Music, news Comments (0)

Righteous Movement on News10.net

by Edgar Alonzo

Sacramento, CA – If you don’t know who Righteous Movement is then you don’t know the Sacramento music scene. And I don’t mean just Hip-hop music…I mean music in general. These cats have been a part of the fabric of NorCal music for the last 6 years. They’ve been written about and talked about for the better part of those years.

Collectively, they are a group of four MC’s and a DJ/producer. Impressive is the fact that each member brings a very different and distinct presence and style to the tracks that they produce and to their on stage presence. If you heard their material I guarantee that you would have a favorite member of the group. In fact, there’s a favorite member for everyone. These guys are on point and the added plus is that they are very real and very approachable.

Righteous Movement is concious of the greater problems that affect their community and the world at large. Much of this conciousness is reflected in their music in the form of Hip-hop. That’s why I chose to cover them because after hearing about the hype I went out and got some of their music and now I’m a big fan. In their music they beg for more realness in the industry and long for the days of way back when B-boy’s and DJ’s ruled the Hip-hop world.

Right now there really aren’t that many local groups doing what Righteous Movement is doing. At least not on the level and not with the same quality beats, rhymes, and flavour that they’re doing it with. Definitely, check them out because they keep it on the positive and bring it with emotion, opinion and realness. It really is…a Righteous Movement.

source: news10.net

28.Jun.09 Music, Vids, news Comments (0)

KUMS.fm is LiVe!

from kums.fm: Its been a long time coming, but we are now LIVE 24/7! See the link to the right that says “click here 2 listen live“? Click it, open it with your favorite player (we suggest itunes), sit back and enjoi! We have a whole slew of new shows and new hosts that will keep you entertained during our 24 broadcasts, we’ll post the schedule in a few! Stay tuned!

ARTISTS/RAPPERS/SINGERS: Please submit us your music! We have a strong belief in Hip Hop that doesnt limit us to a mainstream playlist. We believe in supporting good music and strong artists! So if youre an artist or an independant lable that could use exposure to a wide audience, PLEASE send us your music!

Music must be in mp3 format (zip and rar files are okay), and MUST HAVE ARTIST/TITLE!!! When our listeners tune in to our station, the Artist/Titles are displayed! It would be unfortunate for a potential fan to hear your music and not know WHO made the song!

please email submissions to: music at kums.fm (of course, replace “at” with @)

thanks for all of your support!
yee!

Tags: Downloads, itunes, kums, mp3

14.Jun.09 Music, news Comments (0)

mi favorite childhood books

i just got an itching to blog about this while reading a friendfeed link from fellow interweb inhabitant: Halcyon. mi mother would take mi to the library once a week when we (mi mom and i) were younger. the library was a small one located in our lil neighborhood of Tahoe Park, and has now become a liquor store (wha-???). anyhoo, here were some of mi faves that either ended up being purchased or re-read over and over…

Where Did I Come From By Peter Mayle, Arthur Robins
Illustrated by Arthur Robins, Paul Walter

when it was time to have the ol’ discussion about the boids and bees. ma thought it was better to bring home this book, have mi read it without interruption, then talk to her about it. this friggin book changed mi life!

Something Queer Is Going On By Elizabeth Levy

Jill and Gwen are two Sleuths who LoVe solving mysteries.  After reading the 1st bookI had to read more! Gwen would tap her braces whenever she was in deep thought, and I LoVed how she would be illustrated with her finger to her teeth and the “tap tap tap tap”

I Had Trouble In Getting to Solla Sollew By Dr. Seuss

Boy, I would get so excited when Mom would read this to mi at night! THIS story was always a great one to mi because –to this very day– I can relate! A youngster is having all sorts of problems. So he decides to slide out to a place called Solla Sollew “on the banks of the beautiful River Wah-Hoo, Where they never have troubles. At least very few.“. But the trip there sucks! He gets bitten, lied to, survives a flood, and even goes to war! By the time he gets there…there is ONE last major trouble. The youngster just decides to grab a bat and deal with his problems! yee!

Tags: Arthur Robins, childrens books, dr suess, Elizabeth Levy, friendfeed, Peter Mayle, tahoe park

29.Oct.08 news Comment (1)

Omina Labs Grand Opening

Oh hell yesh! Saturday Oct, 11 2008 was the grand opening of Omina Labs (mi studio), and it was cracking! The hallway was crawling thick with local celebs, magazine staff, press, and even some of our parents! Every room in the building was blaring with tunes from various Omina clients, as the smell of BBQ from Sandra Dees filled the air. Art and pictures from artists were on display and up for sale, though I dont believe too many were sold. Still a sight to see.

Up on the roof, facing 16th street, performers rocked the crowd below. A host of artists; Blee, Flaws, Righteous Movement, Dezit Eaze, Npire and hella others – twas a scene reminiscent of A Tribe Called Quest’s “Check The Rhyme” video! An awesome collection of performances, indeed! From the roof, you could see the pigs roll by about every 10 minutes or so, but not once did they try to dowse our vibe. They just kept right on driving while break dancers up-rocked in the middle of the street!

Thank you to everyone who came through and celebrated with us! Special shout to Stimulate Photography, IBonTV.com, and SACMAG! =o)

pics to come later i guess..

Tags: b smoove, blee, cawzlos, chuck t, dezit Eaze, jae synth, omina labs, righteous movement, sacramento, stimulate photography, the hooka mann, TPR

14.Oct.08 news Comments (2)

Bernie Mac dies @ 50. pour out a little liquor

Born Bernard Jeffrey McCullough on Oct. 5, 1957, in Chicago, Mac grew up on the city’s South Side. His publicist said he died Saturday from complications of pneumonia. He had suffered from sarcoidosis, an inflammatory lung disease that produces tiny lumps of cells in the body’s organs, but had said the condition went into remission in 2005. He recently was hospitalized and treated for pneumonia, which his publicist said was not related to the disease – chicago tribune.com

got the news in a txt message from mi lil cousin Meezy Banger. i thought he was bullshittin. but not even 20 minutes before posting this, i googled it and found it was true. this hella sucks.
Mr. Mac was one of mi favorite comedians. he 1st captured mi with his def comedy appearance when he so boldly stated “i aint scared of you motha fuckas!”. his movie characters left mi dying with laughter! remember the scene in Don’t Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood? Mac’s character was the self-hating police officer that was a parody of the black cop from Boys in the Hood. i havent laughed that hard in a while. “I HATE BLACK PEPPER!”

anyway, i never got the chance to see him perform LiVe. i would have seriously preferred to see him than Chris Rock any day.

damnit man…why did you have to go?

Tags: bernie mac, def comedy jam, dies, house party, menace, pneumonia, uncle vester

09.Aug.08 Vids, news Comment (1)

lil cousin Ariel

test…

06.Jul.08 news Comments (2)

Summer Meme: Sing Along / Seven Songs

The homie, Roney Smith (aka @Seedoflife) tagged mi! i like this tag, cause its relating to music! aaaah yesh, and the theme is interesting as well; songs that are shaping your summer! awsome idea, and a tag from an awsome dude! lets do it! here are the instructions:

“List seven songs you are into right now. No matter what the genre, whether they have words, or even if they’re not any good, but they must be songs you’re really enjoying now, shaping your spring summer. Post these instructions in your blog along with your seven songs. Then tag seven other people to see what they’re listening to.”

7. Busta Rhymes – Turn Me Up Some
Truly a great Dilla track. Not only is Busta flippin his patterns and weaving his usual lyrical magic, but the tightened drum kit, with a killer set of melodies. Dilla & Busta do it again. Peep the Redman sample!
This track always make mi slouch a lil in mi seat, headnodding terribly…

6. Dez Dickerson – MODERNAIRE
okay, yall remember this song from Purple Rain, however, it was not on the soundtrack! thanks to some diehard Paisley Parkers, the song is in its entirety on youtube! this is mi only way to hear this song, as THIS vinyl is hard to get ahold of without spending a grip. the open highhat on the snare when the hook runs is that small bit of genius. you cant help but do the damn dance! heh

5. Super – Misty Hours
im SO convinced this group no longer exists. they sound like a lounge act, and i think theyre from Finland or some place. I got a sample CD years ago and was hooked. then it became harder and harder to find their damn music. wait…just did more digging. heres some info on the group. anyhow, “misty hours” is like an ode to summer and city life. “come stand here on the empty square, high on nightly air”. Minna Joenniemi on lead vocal…her voice is enchanting. hit mi privately, and i’ll give you a taste. their music is awsome.

4. CunninLynguists – Yellow Lines f. Phonte & Witchdoctor
serving suggestion: this is a song you listen to after doin the nasty. the window open, blinds blowing gently. youre either getting rubbed, or your rubbing someone lightly. the music speaks for the summer indeed. and you’ll need to say nothing while this song plays in the background. notable lyric:
Put a spell on ‘em, Forgive me Lord but I’m hell on ‘em
Baby we grown folk, So let me longstroke
And send em back to they man with my smell on ‘em
Let me be quiet before I tell on ‘em – Phonte

3. Janet Jackson – Warmth
if there ever was a theme song for oral sex, THIS was it. not that summer has everything to do with sex, but i dig this song for various reasons. 1st off, Jimmy Jam & Terry Lewis produced this sexual wonder, and its so minimal, yet, oh so sensual. the bass is infectious. the lyrics; oh so nasty. great job, Flyte Tyme!

2. Devin The Dude – Dont Wanna Be Alone
damn, another ballad. this one is really a hip hop ballad with a twist. its comedy, but its a great friggin song! for once, im stumped on the sample, but it goes to work!

1. The Beach Boys – In My Room
“in this world i lock out all my worries and my fears.” this has been a favorite of mine for some time now, but it really sums up mi summer. i feel so comfortable and safe within the walls of the studio control room. i am able to just focus on music, locking out the BS and concentrating at the task at hand. alternatively, when at home, im usually in mi bedroom. thats where mi computers are, mi xbox360, clothes, and MPC2000. needless to say, this was definately #1 for shaping mi hermit of a summer.

and now i tag mi favorite people that havent already been tagged:

Moneke – Tais – Desiree Devine – 2TheHead – Nicky Black – Jack Lhasa – ChristyXCore

goooood times, yall!

yee!

Tags: blogging, games, list, Music, seedoflife, summer, tag

27.Jun.08 Vlog, news Comments (7)

guest blog post: TwitterTravels on tofu916

twittertravels is a new addition to mi blogroll. two ever-cool guys that i met on twitter, and now consider friends, traveling the earth. when i 1st met these dudes face to face, it dawned on mi that real people DO exist. they both seemed so down to earth and willing to commune. smoking cigs and having crazy convo about life experiences. when you meet them in person, you can see what makes each an entertaining writer. Jack & scarab are like two sides of the same coin. one side being the logical, analytical, experienced side – the other, is scarred, high octane and ready to throw down. which character is which? you’ll have to read more at the website.

to this day, i cant raise a glass without thinking of when these two.

When Tofu asked me if I would do a blog for him, I accepted right away. Now, almost a week later, I’m still trying to think of what to say. There is so much I could tell you, but hell, if you know Tofu, you already know it.

Tofu is a rare animal. Like me he’s some sort of creature born from the fallout and radiation of Post-WWII America. Horrible, hideous things we are. But we fucking survive. Bad things happen, we’ll be on top. Why? It’s the terrible instinctive drive that we can’t stop. It’s not a choice. It’s just what we do. We’re primal and savage. Something that is less (or maybe more) than Human.

Now ask me about Tofu’s music. Again, what can I say that you don’t already know? Tofu is a visionary. He brings this ghastly abomination that he is to every beat. You can feel it in your bones. The reptile brain starts to connect to the medulla oblongata. You can hear it. You can see it. Take “Golden Earrings” for example. I don’t know where he pulled that sample from [Peggy Lee], but damn it makes me feel like its 1936, and hip-hop is booming. Tofu is creating a new world. An alternate history. Bringing the past to the present and forcing us to relive things we never lived in the first place.

So what can I say? Roughly 300 words by the looks of it. This article might sound like I’m riding his dick, but I don’t care. Tofu is the man. He is a friend and a fellow savage. The real deal. Too sweet for old school, smarter than the new kids trying to be Ice-T.

Just check the shit out. Now. You won’t regret it.

-Jack Lhasa

Jack Lhasa is a traveling writer, who currently writes for Twitter Travels and Loki Listens, as well as a host of other sites.

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What can I say about this visionary from the west coast? If I tried to
describe the perfect sunset to a blind man, doubtful I’d fall short, just as
I feel I’ll do in this post. But I’m damn well going to try.

To meet the man behind the music, you wouldn’t think that such greatness
could be contained in such a small frame, but just like C-4, the explosion
compensates. A wild and free mind, riding the thermals of progression, high
above the clouds, just close enough for him to light a match under God’s toe
before spiraling down, laughing maniacally, to the rest of us. His music,
much like the man himself, is deep, true, and hard enough that even diamonds
couldn’t scratch it’s surface. There’s that cannibalistic center to the man
that eats everything that doesn’t fit, and uses it to fuel that inner fire
to keep on moving, regardless of the obstacles or problems that stand in his
way. Mixing the old with the new, Tofu forges something far greater than
just Hip-Hop or Street lyrics. His beats echo in the mind, burning
impressions deep in the soft tissue and leaving the listener better for
hearing them. Savage and wild, refined and fine tuned, this wild monster
creeps into your heart and soul to leave a message on the walls with spray
paint and human blood.

Regardless of your musical tastes, Tofu’s music is a creation of pure
genius. An auditory drug that would have to be freebased, because anything
else would be a waste to it’s purity. Like kissing a shotgun, it blows your
mind, grabs the pieces and puts them back together again, offering you an
omelet made from Humpty Dumpty after you’re through. The fear and pain of
the streets, the glimmer and glam of the big time, rolled into one and taken
to the head for a musical masterpiece that I’ve not heard before. It calls
to that animal in all of us, challenging us to crawl out of our holes to
stand in the sunlight, blinding and burning in the final self release of an
epiphany in the midst of a hurricane.

Thank you Tofu.

~Scarab

Scarab Susanti is a freelance writer, currently residing on the road, sleeping where he may and trying to find the bits of his mind he’d lost
along the way.

20.Jun.08 news Comments (3)