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been a while since i last put mi thoughts down on this blog. truth is, aint really been nothin to blog about. i so admire the quick-fire blogs, with less than a paragraph and funny, random info.
mi album is finally finished. now if i can get the head engineer to fuckin master mi shit, imma [...]

this post was inspired by mi good friend, thirtydaes
wikipedia defines accountability as ” ‘A is accountable to B when A is obliged to inform B about A’s (past or future) actions and decisions, to justify them, and to suffer punishment in the case of eventual misconduct’ [1].”

do you remember when the 8 teens beat up [...]

this morning, mi friendfeed caught a link submitted by marshal sandler that i thought i would share with yall. its a pretty cool site/script call Wordle. with this fun tool, users can create word clouds similar to tag clouds that are beautifully or randomly generated by either typing a bunch of random words or by [...]

i was well aware that things would never be the same
promised to take care of you, protect you from the game
though you were born to a doomed family
both of us LoVed you, relieved that you finally came
all fingers n toes present
daddys favorite present
from the past to the present…
i just wanna let you know the truth, [...]

mi mom was about 16 when she got preggo with mi. she carried mi across the stage to receive her diploma. she put alot of her life on hold for mi. she could have done so many different things. shes a SMART woman.
all mi life, it was just her and i. i wanted a new [...]

i had to be about six years old, and mi favorite movies at the time were purple rain, the hobbit, and the wiz. im not too sure how i stumbled upon the breakfast club. but i remember being in front of the television, mesmerized by the characters on the screen. judd nelson probably had some [...]

the setting: Las Vegas, NV
i would more than likely have to rent a crazy vehicle. so off I would go to Enterprise or somethin and talk to mi homies sister so i could get the good discount. im not sure if they have luxury vehilces….anyway. i would pay one of mi cousins (probably in WEED) [...]

Grandmas funeral was beautiful. Mi Uncle Tommy (Grandmas Brother) is a minister, and though it wasnt his church, he was asked to approach the pulpit and spit some of that Gospel Gansta. He has such a magnificent way with words…though I dont follow the Christian faith, I respect it.
Anyway, we are @ the dining qtrs, [...]

Tender: Dave
Bar: The Maple Room
We’re walkin into the bar. The karaoke DJ has just began to play the long intro of Live’s “Lightning Crashes”. The bar tender grabs the wireless mic from behind the cash register, and starts singing. As hes singing, he takes the ladies’ order: one Corona - two limes, one Corona [...]

Havent we learned ANYTHING from R.Kelly, Michael Jackson, Akon and others? I mean, look. Im fully aware that urbanites dont really pay attention to the law. I wont act innocent either, because I have a rap-sheet, and Ive been known to “ride dirty” when necessary. That being said; Let mi tell you a story…
Mi vehicle [...]