The Faithful Husband
A faithful husband came home drunk,
he doesn’t know what was happening around him.
Upon going home, he directly entered the room and slept…
Morning came. With amazement on his face,
Everything is in order, a tablet of aspirin and a glass of water with a note:
“Good morning hon, I’m just buying groceries…
Have your breakfast. I love you.”
He was wondering why that was, so he asked his son.
“What happened last night? Your mom should be angry I came home late and drunk.”
The son replied,
“Mom tried to undress you, but you said…
Stop! I’m married!”
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