dear murderer

since I was a child, you’ve been trying to kill mi. I’ve never been sure exactly why you want mi dead so badly. I know I’ve never been a model citizen, but is mi karma THAT bad that I deserve your assassination attempts, year after year?

I couldn’t play peewee football, because you tried to kill mi on the field. I couldn’t skateboard for an extended amount of time, because there you were, helping mi fall down handrails and big sets of stairs. you tried again when I broke mi ankle, and I sat in the ER getting fitted for a cast and taking a breathing treatment. I can’t even fuck for hours like I used to, cause there you are, cock blocking as usual.

nowadays, you see mi getting older and you see a bigger window of opportunity to murder mi. I know I’m not the young ninja that I once was. so everywhere I go, there you are. youve become so ambitious lately, i have had to quit smoking just to appear invisable to you! youve tried to kill mi 3 times this week! damn you!!

tell you what; I have a daughter now, and she’s unaware of your attempts to kill her Father. please don’t try to harm mi little girl like you’ve harmed mi all these years. let’s keep this between you and mi. if you can agree to leave her alone, I will finally let you take mi life. deal?

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05.Apr.09 Words Comments (6)