The Pyramid

Okay, you have exactly one minute. Good luck to ya…GO!
“im so sorry, i know im a hypocrite, i wanted some new pussy, i was stressed at work, i appologize to mi family, and the whole country, i resign”
things…things That Gov. Spitzer would say!
*applause*
“lets announce our big comeback on the radio, then have one of our bandmates say he wants to go gospel, have a poorly acted fight to sell more units!”
things Dru Hill would do!
*applause*
“8 tracks, Tapes, Reel to Reels, Vinyl, CDs, Sega Saturn,
major record lables, analog TV signals, ”
things that have run their course!
*applause*
“….aaaa – Biz Markies breath, Mad TV, Kanyes ego, Myspace rappers
feet, asses, Paris Hilton”
things that stink!
*applause*….17 seconds…
“….ummm…Al Roker, Star Jones, Stewie Griffin, The Cat Woman”
weird looking people!
*applause*….17 seconds…
“….gay marriage, space program, the war on drugs, tacos! TACOOOS!”
things president bush used to distract people from the Iraq war !
*applause* Yeeeeeeeeeeee! yes! yes! yes! *hug*
end.
Tags: biz markie, bush, catwoman, kanye west, paris hilton, randomness, spitzer
12.Mar.08
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