KFC Grilled Chicken is GROSS!!!
so i decided to be nice and treat mi brother to lunch. he says how hes been going wild over KFC’s new grilled chicken and he has all of these free coupons from oprah.
well, he didnt happen to have the coupons and was at the studio, which was miles from where i was. yet, i was starving and more than willing to pay for lunch, so off i went to what is probably the worst KFC in sacramento .
anyway, i get back to the studio and crack open the plastic pod containing the processed, cloned meal…but when i sink mi teeth into the cloned flesh; an unfamiliar ball of anger sweeps up through mi torso, a small village burns to the ground, and an innocent man is lynched in Alabama. as sure as mi mother is light skinned, this was THE most disgusting shit i have ever slid across mi teeth! in fact, i couldnt even swallow it, and promptly spit the meatwads out!of course i was pissed off cause i was so damn hungry, and ended up trying to fill up on the side dishes (corn and wedges). i should have known better though, they had previously offended mi with that original recipe chicken strip bullshit….gaaaah!
Tags: grilled chicken, jae synth, kfc, omina labs, oprah
16.May.09 
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tofu916 podcast #one
the 1st podcast from the Omina Labs Radio Room. Im just chillin, playin some tunes – some you may know, some exclusives. is 47 minutes too long for a podcast with mostly music and mindless dribble? iono. holla at mi, and comment!
The Playlist:
1. The Hooka Mann – The Hookah Mann
2. Tais – The Left Side
3. J Dilla – Fuck The Police
4. Skurge – Bring It Back
5. Bueno – West Up (Remix)
6. Lady Bug Mecca – Lady Bug Come Outside
7. Mac Dre – Forty Two Fake
8. tofu916 – JJ
9. Skurge – What Is Dem?
10. Righteous Movement – Natural
11. The Hooka Mann f. Jae Synth – Yes
thanks for listening!
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02.Nov.08 Music, Podcasts Comments (0)
Omina Labs Grand Opening
Oh hell yesh! Saturday Oct, 11 2008 was the grand opening of Omina Labs (mi studio), and it was cracking! The hallway was crawling thick with local celebs, magazine staff, press, and even some of our parents! Every room in the building was blaring with tunes from various Omina clients, as the smell of BBQ from Sandra Dees filled the air. Art and pictures from artists were on display and up for sale, though I dont believe too many were sold. Still a sight to see.
Up on the roof, facing 16th street, performers rocked the crowd below. A host of artists; Blee, Flaws, Righteous Movement, Dezit Eaze, Npire and hella others – twas a scene reminiscent of A Tribe Called Quest’s “Check The Rhyme” video! An awesome collection of performances, indeed! From the roof, you could see the pigs roll by about every 10 minutes or so, but not once did they try to dowse our vibe. They just kept right on driving while break dancers up-rocked in the middle of the street!
Thank you to everyone who came through and celebrated with us! Special shout to Stimulate Photography, IBonTV.com, and SACMAG! =o)
pics to come later i guess..
Tags: b smoove, blee, cawzlos, chuck t, dezit Eaze, jae synth, omina labs, righteous movement, sacramento, stimulate photography, the hooka mann, TPR
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