KFC Grilled Chicken is GROSS!!!
so i decided to be nice and treat mi brother to lunch. he says how hes been going wild over KFC’s new grilled chicken and he has all of these free coupons from oprah.
well, he didnt happen to have the coupons and was at the studio, which was miles from where i was. yet, i was starving and more than willing to pay for lunch, so off i went to what is probably the worst KFC in sacramento .
anyway, i get back to the studio and crack open the plastic pod containing the processed, cloned meal…but when i sink mi teeth into the cloned flesh; an unfamiliar ball of anger sweeps up through mi torso, a small village burns to the ground, and an innocent man is lynched in Alabama. as sure as mi mother is light skinned, this was THE most disgusting shit i have ever slid across mi teeth! in fact, i couldnt even swallow it, and promptly spit the meatwads out!of course i was pissed off cause i was so damn hungry, and ended up trying to fill up on the side dishes (corn and wedges). i should have known better though, they had previously offended mi with that original recipe chicken strip bullshit….gaaaah!
Tags: grilled chicken, jae synth, kfc, omina labs, oprah
16.May.09 
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lol fam! damn. it looks good in the ads but on your advice, i’ll keep away!
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LMAO!!!! Village burned? Man lynched? LMFAO!!!!
But, did you like it though? I mean, don’t hold back, tell us how you REALLY feel…
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Man, me and Jae must be the only 2 people who like it. Granted.. I only like the “outer” part of it. Anything below the grilled and charred part… I NO LIKEY!!
So how do really feel about it? *LOL*
Yeah I can’t even choke down their fried chicken.
I’ll take Popeye’s anyday!
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