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i had to be about six years old, and mi favorite movies at the time were purple rain, the hobbit, and the wiz. im not too sure how i stumbled upon the breakfast club. but i remember being in front of the television, mesmerized by the characters on the screen. judd nelson probably had some influence on mi, then there was alley sheedys character (whom i would later identify with in high school). the other two guys, i could give a shit less about…and then…there was MOLLY! at that time, i had never seen a girl like that before. so beautiful, such a pouty voice, and that awesome red hair! ooooooh god, that fucking red hair.

so anyway - there i am, drooling at this wonderfully cute teenager like a little rascal. and there i sat, watching this cool movie until something happened that would change mi life forever:
judd nelsons character “bender” was isolated from the rest of the kids in detention. the principal locked him in some type of utility closet and threatened to kick his ass then goes to take a shit. bender stacks a bunch shit and finds a way to get to the school crawlspace. he falls through the roof, making a HUGE ruckus. the principal is yanked right off the shitter by this thunderous noise! he storms into the library, as bender hides under mollys table. “what was that ruckus…blah blah blah”…a short confrontation insures in which the students start distracting the principal while bender is makin noise under the table. THEN, bender sees the greatest sight mi two eyes had ever seen at the time…molly ringwalds panties.

i felt mi hips gyrate a bit, involuntarily. then mi tummy got all warm. what the hell was happening to mi? then i felt as if i was growing another body part. i looked down through mi superman underoos and low and behold; mi lil’ wee wee had grown to a size i had never thought possible! MI FIRST ERECTION.. and it was….stiff! it didnt scare mi at all though,i had read “where did i come from” just recently, so i knew the deal. i was actually excited because now (i thought) i was a man!! i could do the ‘adult snuggle’ now! looking back up at the television, as she gasped and damn near crushed benders head, i had to smile and thank her. she had brought mi from superman underoos, to sleeping nude that night.

3 years later, i would receive oral sex for the 1st time…

heres a toast to you, Molly Ringwald. thank you for being so strikingly sexxxy, thank you for mi 1st erection, and thank you for a long life of being strangely addicted to ginger girls - from the beautiful to the scary ugly - they ALL look like Molly to mi! i can hold mi head high and say that we are from the same city! bless you ms. ringwald. =o)

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