Notorious N.I.G.
Went to see “Notorious” on opening weekend. i wont spoil it or anything. The movie was pretty cool. Though I had to try hard to accept certain characters, Biggie was damn-near-dead-on. He had the voice, the mannerisms and was a charming character. Kim was hot, and you get to see her titties!
While I would like to go on and give you a full-on review about the storyline, direction and soundtrack, I am distracted..as I was somewhat distracted during the feature presentation.
Black people in theaters. What the hell.
Why is it that we still act SO outta pocket whenever there is a “black” movie? I mean, I ENJOI watching previews of upcoming movies and it puts a big damper on mi experience when G-Locc and his band of hoodrats walks in, sits right in front of us (as Im PRAYING for them not to see the empty row in front of mi), and begins disturbing the peace. The big-weaved hoodrat sitting directly in front of mi begins talking on her phone…loudly! “Yeah girl, we just got here….what? Notorious. Yeah girl….Shit, if they hungry, theres some Cheerios on top of the fridge…well, beat they ass then…”. I can somewhat forgive this, as I already expect nigguhs to act this way at the movies. Its a given. But the bitch stands up, and is still talking on her fuckin phone, like we WANT to hear her punkass conversation!!! gaaaaaah!
Then of course, we are on the westcoast. So when the movie covers the 2Pac and Biggie “beef”, you can hear echoes of hecking throughout the theater! Nigguhs yellin “west side, nigguh” and “fuck east coast!”. The hoodrats phone rings again. I sink lower in mi seat.
Some things never change. In this case; black people nigguhs in theaters will never change. One may think that since Obama is the HNIC, we should be inspired to change our ways. No. Nigguhs will never change. You can still expect us to be late to important engagements, you can still count on us to turn parties out due to fights or shootings, and wherever we go – expect strong police presence.
I guess it could have been worse. There were no fights or shootings, there was no one smokin weed in the back row, and I only heard about 14 cell phones ring. Baaah, fuck it.
*throws skittles at the front row*
Tags: 2pac, biggie smalls, cptime, lil kim, movies, negros, nigguhs, notorious, p diddy
25.Jan.09 
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LMAO at no one smokin weed in the back row. that kinda suprises me.
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wow i’m just getting caught up on my feeds. so nice to see one from tofu916 again
lol at your dead-on reproduction of the cell phone conversation. black folks’ theater etiquette really needs some work. that’s why i can’t do the movies much and when i do, i go in the afternoon before the undesirables come out lol.
i still haven’t seen notorious but i want to. i’m gonna get there one of these days…
so how’s everything else fam? how’s the family?